3rd September 2019

Masturbating Now Saves Our Oceans Thanks to New Pornhub Video

We masturbate for many reasons: relieving stress, curing headaches, and…saving the seas?

Apparently so.

Pornhub have released a new ocean-clearing porn vid, where each for each view the porn giant will make a donation to an ocean saving charity.

Now you can save the planet from the comfort of your own bed, or shower, or sofa…

Pornstarts are protecting the sea one wank at a time

Whilst Greta Thunburg sailed carbon free to America, others are shagging on dirty beaches in the fight for climate change.

I know which one I’d rather do.

Amateur porn couple Leolulu released a video titled ‘The Dirtiest Porn Ever’, which they filmed on one of the world’s most polluted beaches.

Grim.

The two can be seen frolicking amongst hoard of plastic bottles and waste which line the sandy coastline.

Think that’s weird? Just to add to the fun there are a team of people working hard clearing the beach behind them.

Not distracting at all.

What’s the point? Eco-awareness, of course!

Pornhub become the new icons of eco living

Writing on their Pornhub Cares site, the company say they want change, and change now.

They wrote: “The mass consumption of single-use plastic has become so common that we often don’t realise how much of it winds up on our beaches and in our oceans, endangering the lives of thousands of species.

Their plan? “Clean up the beach by getting down and dirty.”

Pornhub teamed up with the porn making couple to produce the saucy vid, and are donating an amount to sea-saving organisation, Ocean Polymers, for every view the video gets.

The video currently has over three million views, so well done folks, you’re doing a smashing job.

The porn giant has a charitable history

This isn’t the first time that our favourite porn site has stood for a good cause.

Earlier this year they launched an entire genre of porn dedicated to saving the bees, whilst they’ve previously set up scholarships for underprivileged students.

We love a woke wank.

Thanks, Pornhub.

 

By Charlotte Ellis